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undergraduate biology student, crossfitter, sorority girl, superwholockian, and emt




Benefits of big hips:

Laundry basket rest
Yoga pants
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess

Bless this

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let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

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Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

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So people can read the stories they’ve forgotten about…

First it was funny THEN IT WAS PAINFUL.

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Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.



The most polite sword fight ever

One of our friends was the Maid of Honor at our other friend’s wedding this weekend, and totally started her toast with the “Mawwiage, mawwiage” quote from this movie…

Pretty sure only about 10 of us got it. But it was brilliant anyway.

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I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours